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Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being evaluated by God.  "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call.  I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell." said God.  "After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows operating system.  I'm going to do something I've never done before.  In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Thanks a lot God.  What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."

Bill said, "OK, then, let me visit Hell first." God sent Bill to Hell.  It was a beautiful place with clean, swimming pools and beaches with clear water.  There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking.  The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was surprised and said, "This is great!  If this is Hell, I can't wait to see what Heaven looks like."  God sent Bill to Heaven.  It was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.   There was plenty of food to eat.  It was nice but not as alluring as Hell.

Bill thought for a minute and made his decision.  "I think I prefer Hell" he told God.

"Fine," responded God, "as you desire."  Bill Gates was sent permanently to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.  When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among hot flames in a dark cave.  He was being burned and tortured by demons.   "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

With a voice full of anguish and disappointment, Bill responded, "This is awful!   It's not what I expected.  I can't believe this happened.  Where is that other place with the swimming pool and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

God calmly replied, "That was the screen saver."