All I need to know about life, I learned from watching Star Trek.

Seek out new life, but keep your phaser handy.
Humans are highly illogical.
There is no such thing as a Vulcan death grip.
IDIC
Enemies are often invisible.
Tribbles hate QRJs, or was that Klingons?
When logic fails, trust a hunch.
Insufficient data does not compute.
If you can't fix it, call Scotty.