Most people people use their closets to hide the family skeletons.   Since I don't have any secrets, I use my closet to store old junk and trash.   Look around and you can see several things in here:

• A picture of a my uncle Elmer after his third drink;

• A picture of a real sick pumpkin;

• A picture of Aunt Ethyl bagging candy for the little kiddies;

• My own secret  private File;

• My sister Jenny after her boob job;

• an old Chinese Menu;

• a fishing trophy that I haven't had time to stuff;

• a hunting trophy that is mounted;

• A detailed drawing of a blondes brain;

• A picture of my dear, old, sweet Mother;

• A picture of my brother Bill; and

• A picture of one of my girlfriends.