Today, I'm going to finish my list of the different ways I can tell someone that they're "a few bricks short" without actually telling them that they're crazy.

• Their telephone receiver is off the hook.
• Their sewing machine is out of thread.
• They're a few clowns short of a circus.
• They're a couple of peas short of a casserole.
• They're solid proof that evolution can go in reverse.
• Their Body is by Fisher and Brains are by Mattel.
• They're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• They're missing a few buttons on their remote control.
• All of their cheese fell off the cutting board.
• Their porch light is on, but no one is home.
• They have a lot of yardage between their goal posts.
• Their elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
• They fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• If they had another brain, it would be lonely.
• They're a Froot Loop short of a full bowl.
• They've got a clogged chimney.
• They're a hamburger short of a Happy Meal.
• They're a few bricks short of a full load.
• They forgot to pay their brain bill.
• They would plan a surfing vacation in Nebraska.
• Their Slinky has got a kink in it.
• Their TV antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
• Their wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
• They're a few fries short of a happy meal.
• Their sky light leaks a little.
• They're as smart as fishing bait.
• Their belt doesn't go through all of the belt loops.
• They left their rocket on the launching pad.
• Their toilet paper is unrolled.