Twelve Days of Clubmas
by Tiny Ruisch
Without any apologies to Anonymous
On the first day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the second day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the third day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the fourth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the fifth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the sixth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the seventh day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Seven freeware programs,
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the eighth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Eight one on one helps,
Seven freeware programs,
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the ninth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Nine APCUG speakers,
Eight one on one helps,
Seven freeware programs,
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the tenth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Ten virus free downloads,
Nine APCUG speakers,
Eight one on one helps,
Seven freeware programs,
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the eleventh day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Eleven software updates,
Ten virus free downloads,
Nine APCUG speakers,
Eight one on one helps,
Seven freeware programs,
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.
On the twelfth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Twelve stupid poem parodies,
Eleven software updates,
Ten virus free downloads,
Nine APCUG speakers,
Eight one on one helps,
Seven freeware programs,
Six computer workshops,
Five Zoom meetings,
Four new club members,
Three computer club meetings,
Two computer backups, and
A newsletter on the club web site.