A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch
Bah! Humbug! It’s that time of the year again. The retailers want us to spend all of our hard earned nickels on lots of things that we don’t really need. About the only difference in the holiday season every year is that it usually seems to start earlier and earlier. This year, I saw my first Christmas display on labor day. I’m expecting the 2020 season to start around the Fourth of July. Every year, I’ve got to listen to some novelty song about five zillion times. I’m just happy that Grandma doesn’t get run over by a reindeer as often as she used to.
There is one thing that I do look forward to every year. The SWLAPCUG has a Christmas party. The White Elephant exchange of gifts is always a fun time. There is usually the “one” gift that everyone tries to get. This year I thought I’d help out the club members selecting that “perfect” gift to bring.
This Bluetooth Beanie Hat will replace your your headset or ear pods and will keep your head warm at the same time. I can think of multiple uses for this. I’d probably wear it a lot when I’m sitting in my easy chair.
The Official BS Button would get a lot of use in many of the places that I go to. The only problem is that it could cost me a small fortune to buy replacement batteries.
ThxToms Flashlights Gloves would be a good gift for somebody. I’m not sure who, but somebody.
This 32gb thumb drive is pretty thumby.
Sometimes the Gift Box can be better than the gift.
See y’all on December 9.
Thanks for reading.