Posts Tagged: ‘Miscellaneous’

Facebook – The Modern Tabloid – Originally Published June 2015

June 5, 2015 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

You may think that using Facebook is free, but it isn’t.  Facebook is a business, and in business to do just one thing – make money.  You pay by giving personal information which you agreed to when you created an account.  The only way to not do this is to close your account. All your previous postings will remain forever.

You’ve just read one of my many “copy and paste’ responses that I sometimes post on Facebook.  My Facebook usage is usually about ten to twenty minutes each morning.  My friends list is mostly relatives and a few long time Yankee friends.  Some of them spend hours everyday re-posting many rumors on their time line.  I’d guess that at least sixty percent of my posts are links to Snopes articles that tell the truth.

It seems to me that Facebook has replaced some of our previous institutions.  You hear something about Facebook nearly every day.  When was the last time you heard about the “National Enquirer”, “Weekly World News”, “The Weekly Gazette”, “Star Magazine” or any of the other tabloid magazines.

On your weekly grocery shopping trip, you could find out where Elvis was.  If you didn’t believe that Elvis was still alive, you could always read about the latest sighting of an alien.

Facebook has become the tabloid of the new millennium.  Now I can read the latest news about how our president isn’t a citizen.  Although I haven’t noticed any Elvis sightings on the service, there have been a lot of reports of celebrities that were killed by a crazed gunman, died of an obscure disease or were obliterated in a highway wreck.

You don’t need to read your weekly tabloid anymore if you want to get rich by filling envelopes or answering calls for various companies.  Facebook has made it even easier for you.

There are so many people like Bill Gates that are giving away millions of dollars that I think they may put Nigerian princes out of business.  Apple has found so many warehouses full of unsold tablets to give away that I find it hard to believe they even sell any.  One of these days, I know I’ll get lucky and be one of the first hundred people to like the post that is giving away a free car.

Luckily, I can do the same thing on Facebook that I do with the tabloid magazines.  I just read the headlines and ignore the articles.

Thanks for reading.

Hoopla – Originally Published June 2015

June 5, 2015 Posted by Tiny

From the Dark Side
by Tiny Ruisch

One of my favorite apps was recently updated.  When I looked back at the list of Android programs I’ve reviewed, I was surprised that I’ve never written about Hoopla.  I remember demonstrating it a long time ago at one of the club meetings, but never in the monthly newsletter.

I like to read.  Over the years, I’ve migrated from paper books to books on tape in a Walkman (before I hated Sony), to books on CDs, e-books and finally to audible books.  These days, I no longer make my bi-weekly trip to the library to check out materials.  I check all of my reading items on line with Zinio, Overdrive and Hoopla.

Hoopla has been around for about a year now. Anyone with a card from a participating library can borrow a digital movie, music album, audio book e-book or comic bookOur parish library allows up to thirty items to be checked out every month.  There are no limits on the number of people that can borrow an individual title at the same time.  There are no waiting lists, late fees, reservation lists or popular items being out of stock.

Although the user reviews are not high, I have personally found the app to be easy to use.  Many of the bad reviews are from users complaining that they can’t utilize the app, they don’t like the selection or that the lending limit has been exceeded.  Almost all of the problems are because of restrictions established by their local library and not Hoopla.

Any items you check out are downloaded to your device and can be read, viewed and listened to at your convenience.  With a catalog of more than 300,000 titles, I’m sure that you will find something that you like.

To browse all of the titles, go to the Hoopla Web Site.  The mobile app can be downloaded at Google Play, the Amazon App Store or Apple iTunes.

If you like to read, listen to books or watch movies, give Hoopla Digital a try.  I think you might enjoy it.

Thanks for reading.

Cruising Observations

May 28, 2015 Posted by Tiny

Several times I’ve written about the cruise ships I’ve been on and my observations on the use of technology, both by the cruise line and the passengers.  This time, I thought I’d take a few minutes and tell you my thoughts on how to make a cruise more relaxing and fun.

Every time we go on a cruise, someone asks me if I’m worried about a fire, a breakout of disease, food poisoning, the ship sinking, etc.  I usually respond by saying that I haven’t been that lucky.  If disaster should strike, passengers are often compensated by their monies being refunded and a discounted or free future cruise.  Of course, it’s inconvenient to be stranded out on the ocean.  It’s also inconvenient to be in a car accident, a hurricane, a burning building, etc.  I have never liked the idea of getting on an airplane even though I know that it’s probably safer than driving to the store.

People often ask me why I like to cruise.  I think the biggest reason is that when you get to your stateroom, you unpack your suitcase and put it away until your vacation has ended.  There is no need to find a hotel every night, carry the bags to the room, unpack what you need and then carry them out the next morning.  I think the only bad things about cruising is embarkation and debarkation.  With thousands of people waiting to board the ship, you need a little patience waiting in the line.  At every terminal I’ve been to, I’ve found that it is worthwhile to pull up to the unloading area and check your bags with one of the porters.  It’s well worth a tip to not have to lug your bags from the parking area to the terminal.  When getting off the ship, you have the choice of leaving your bags out the night before or carrying them off the next day.  Many people choose to carry their bags with the misconception that they will get off faster.  It just doesn’t happen and it’s a pain in the you know what to lug your suitcases down the ramp.  The cruise line is going to get you off as fast as they can.  They have to get ready for the next load of passengers and that can’t happen if you’re still on board.  The real delay when you get off the ship is going through customs.

When I retired from the Navy, my wife always wanted to go on a cruise.  I resisted her for many years.  After all, I had been on or under almost every ocean in the world at least once.  I finally let her talk me into going on a three day cruise.  After that, I was hooked.  We’ve been on a lot of cruises since then.  She always asks where I want to go.  I almost always say, I don’t care.  I just like to go.  Almost anyone you ask will tell you that the Alaska inside passage cruises are one of the best.  We’ve been twice and are planning another.  When anyone asks me which cruise ship I think is the best, it’s the same answer as which ship in the Navy is the best: the one I’m on.  Talking with other cruise passengers, I’ve found out that every cruise line and ship is either the very best or the very worst.  All I know is that we’ve cruised almost exclusively with Carnival.  We tried another line and didn’t like it.

If you look at my waistline, you can tell that I enjoy eating.  Aboard a cruise ship, there are a lot of places to eat.  Besides the main dining room, there are usually a half dozen or so assorted buffet lines, pizza places, sandwich shops, etc.  My wife and I seldom eat our meals anywhere except the dining room.  We like the idea of the waiter coming to the table, taking our order and bringing us the food.  Every cruise I’ve been on I’ve met people that never went to the dining room.  I think they are missing out on better food.  Of course that’s a matter of opinion, but it’s my blog so my opinion is the one that counts.  I recommend that you check them all and then go where you like.  Every ship I’ve been on has had great food.  There are also a few premium restaurants where you can pay extra.  I’m pretty cheap and haven’t tried them.  One thing I’ve never understood is that on the last day of the cruise, some people stuff their carry bags with fruit, pastries, etc.  Not only is it illegal (U. S. Customs will fine you if they catch you), I don’t know why you would want food that is already getting old.

When you first get aboard the ship, you soon find out how large it is.  With passengers and crew, there are several thousand people on board, the size of a small city.  It isn’t too hard to get confused as to where exactly you are.  I’m always surprised at how people ask each other how to get somewhere.  The smart thing to do is to ask a crew member, not someone who is probably just as lost as you.  It won’t take long before you learn how to find the three most important places: your stateroom, the places to eat and a comfortable chair.

I can’t believe the number of people that have told me they got bored on a cruise ship.  Each day the Cruise Director publishes a list of the days activities.  There are any number of activities like trivia, bean bag tosses, card games, chess and checkers, bingo etc.  The ship’s casino is more than willing to take your money.  Nightly entertainment includes Las Vegas style stage shows, comedians, singers, different band, etc.  There is even entertainment in the dining room at dinner time.  One of my personal favorite things to do is just find a comfortable chair and watch the people.

Have fun on your cruise.

Self Driving Cars – Originally Published May 2015

May 24, 2015 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

This month, I’ve been thinking about self driving cars. Every day it looks more and more like we soon will all be riding in one. I just hope the built in GPS will take me where I actually want to go and not a block or two away. In my mind I imagine future car advertisements that induce me to buy their model because it won’t accidentally drive me off of a cliff.

If you do an internet search, you will find all kinds of articles either telling you how great or how bad the technology is. (Doesn’t that sound like you could researching any article about technology?) You can catch a few extra winks on the way to work or you won’t have any control in case an accident is eminent.

Personally, I’m not concerned with any of those mundane arguments. I find myself concerned with other things that might happen.

Just think of all the state highway patrol troopers that could lose their jobs. With self driving cars, accidents will be avoided. With fewer accidents to investigate, less patrol officers will be needed. What will happen to them? They won’t be able to become truck drivers. The trucks will be driving themselves.

The same scenario happens to the Department of Motor Vehicles. Why would a driver’s license be needed? Doesn’t it seem that when you buy a self driving car, the title would include the right to control the vehicle? Do you suppose all of the DMV employees will be relocated to pet licensing?

I can think of several small towns that might go out of existence. Autonomous cars will automatically go the speed limit. The speed trap towns would lose their major source of revenue. Perhaps they will have to start making traffic stops for other reasons. The officer will say, “the reason I pulled you over is because your rear window is dirty.”

It’s long past my time but I sure wish I could have had a programmable car back in the “Can I borrow the car tonight Dad?” era. It sure would have been nice to know where the car was and what time it was going to get home. When the self driving car becomes the norm, do you suppose the youngsters will be asking, “Dad, can I borrow the password for the car tonight?”

Once self driving cars become readily available, I can foresee people buying customized vehicles. Can you imagine your car as a mobile game room? You could have your game console hooked up to a medium sized monitor and play the latest edition of “Grand Theft Auto”. The workaholic could have a desk in the front seat and a secretarial station in the rear. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could sit and relax in your auto spa while your car did the driving? Personally, I’m going to save my money and buy a specially created bathroom car. I do some of my best thinking in the facilities. Just think how many articles I could be writing while on the road.

It’s not a problem for me, but I know lots of people that will be happy that there will be no need for a “back seat driver”. Those people will have to start criticizing the computer programmers. Maybe they’ll have to settle for criticizing the GPS system.

There is one thing that will definitely not change when our cars drive themselves. The monthly car payments will keep our wallet empty.

Thanks for reading.

Cruising 2015 – Originally Published March 2015

March 8, 2015 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

I’ve been cruising again!  You may or may not know that I’ve been busy relaxing with the Mrs. on one of our cruise vacations.  It’s been two years since I last wrote about my thoughts on technologies aboard the ship.

One thing that hasn’t changed since the last time was the ship wide WIFI at a decent 54 mps.  The internet junkies can get their fix for a mere $0.75 per minute.  Of course, you could always sign up for the 480 minute plan and pay only 33 cents per minute.  I found it amusing that there was also a $3.95 sign up fee the first time you used the service.  Personally, I’m just fine with waiting until we enter port.  I’ve always been able to go ashore and find free WIFI somewhere.  That gives me a chance to check my email and do a little browsing.  It’s not a big thing. After all, I am on vacation.

I left my laptop at home again.  I brought a seven inch tablet to watch some videos.  It spent most of the time on the desk in the stateroom.  I ended up using my pocket computer (a Samsung Galaxy Note II) for all of my book reading and most of my video viewing.  I kept my folding Bluetooth headset and an extra battery in my pockets.

On this cruise, it seemed that a lot more people were reading actual books.  I’m not sure, but I think this might have been due to the fact that there were a lot more older passengers.  There were still a lot of tablets and e-book readers in sight though.

I was one of the few passengers that had a camera.  Most people used their cell phones for picture taking.  A few people were using an I pad.  I hope they got good pictures because they sure looked stupid to me when they held up a tablet at the dinner table.

The shops, bars, internet cafe, coffee bars, etc. do not take cash aboard the ship.  Your room key not only electronically unlocks the door, but it is also your on board credit card.  It only takes a matter of seconds before your purchase is charged to your account.  Interestingly, the casino takes either cash or your key card.  If you use the card, there is a 3% service charge.  Go figure!

The key card is also used as a passkey to get off the ship in port.  At the start of the cruise, a web cam is used to take each passengers picture.  When going ashore, you just stick you card into a machine that looks like an ATM.  It beeps and you get off.  Coming back aboard is the same process, except for a Security Officer that checks your face against the picture in the file.

We took the ships “Behind the Scenes” tour.  This was a guided four hour journey through various crew only areas of the ship.  Technology was in abundant use throughout.

We didn’t get to see the engine room, but we got to walk through the Engineering Control Center.  It was about the three-fourths size of our meeting area at Sugarloaf Community.  Two officers are on watch at all times.  In addition to the engines, all of the ship’s auxiliary systems such as the water distillers, sanitary disposal tanks, fuel tanks, electricity generators, etc. are monitored and controlled from this station.  They kept a close watch on me as I studied the setup.

In the galley (kitchen), there was a monitor at nearly every piece of cooking equipment.  The displays had instructions for the cooks instructing them what to cook and when to cook it.  A computer in the head chef’s office allowed him to input his instructions into the system.  He was also able to order supplies from the storage areas.

The crews living areas had berthing, recreation and galley facilities.  They had their own cooks that used the same system as the passenger areas.  There was a large room with two or three dozen internet capable computers for crew use.  Many crew members had their own computers which they could also use.  Another thing that was available for the crew is college credit courses via the internet.  I don’t know if there was a fee or not.

By far, the most technology was visible on the bridge.  The first thing you see is a huge monitor displaying the radar for several miles.  The ship’s location is accurately displayed with GPS coordinates.  Another screen displays up to date weather data and the forecast.  Several other stations had monitors with vital ships information.  Almost all of the sailing is done by auto pilot.  The Captain gives his orders and the crew enters the data into the computer.  About the only time it is done manually is for practice in case the systems go down.

When we were on the bridge, many small fishing boats could be seen in the area.  One of the other tour members asked if we should be worried about them.  I got a few glares when I said that maybe they should be more worried about the fact that Windows XP is still being used.  I don’t know what system it was, but one of the monitors was in screen saver mode.  Windows XP Professional was being prominently displayed.

Almost all of the technology I saw had a backup system that was the exact same as the original.  It was interesting to see two computers with the same data on the screen.  Now that I think about it, there was one system that didn’t have a backup.  I guess we can only hope that the windshield wipers on the bridge don’t fail.

Thanks for reading.

Why You Should Get Your Own Domain – Originally Published February 2015

February 7, 2015 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

I’ve owned my domain name since May 10, 2001.  No, this article isn’t going to be a long plug for my website.  I’m going to try and convince you to register your own domain.  I’ve long believed that everyone should have a presence on the internet.  It’s kind of like having a phone number.

The biggest reason you should probably get a domain name is so that you can easily control your e-mail.  If your e-mail address is YourName@suddenlink.net, you would lose it if you want to change your Internet Service Provider to AT&T or another company.  It would be a real pain in the you know what to have to change your e-mail address with all of your contacts.  For me, it would be even harder to have to make the change on all of the websites I’ve registered with.

If you had your own domain, you could have the e-mail address of YourName@yourdomain.com or .net, or .org, etc.  You would keep that e-mail for as long as you owned the domain.  Never again would you have to change your e-mail address.

Many people avoid those problems by registering their e-mail with Yahoo, Google, AOL, etc.  One of the problems with this method is that you are often limited in your mailbox storage, size of attachments, composition tools, security, etc.  Free e-mail also usually includes free advertisements.

Many computer users have a “junk” mail address.  This is one that they only use for message boards, free offers or other sites that you don’t want to have your real e-mail.  With your own domain, you control all your e-mail addresses.  For example, I often create a one time address for sites.  I usually make an e-mail like del0201@tinys-bs.com.  This lets me know that I can delete the mail address on February 1.  One more advantage to having your own e-mail control is that if you give an address to a specific place and all of a sudden you get spammed at that e-mail, you know who compromised you.  You can then delete the address and never deal with them again.

Owning your domain isn’t expensive.  For instance HostGator, the club’s web hosting service, charges $12.95 a year to register SWLAPCUG.org.  Hosting services are $7.16 a month.  If you sign up for three years, the rates drop to $12.98 and $3.96.  If you do a web search you will find many companies and many different pricing plans.

For that low fee, you get unlimited e-mail addresses, disk space and bandwidth.  There are several other hosting features that you may or may not want to use.

E-mail isn’t the only reason you might want to consider having your own domain.  You can easily make a website to show off your hobbies, a family photo album, share recipes, or do like me: just plain BS.

Other things I’ve used my domain name(s) for is to give family members their own e-mail address, host private chat rooms, store files, etc.

That’s all of my thoughts for February.  My mind is empty again.  Thanks for reading.

Obsolete Technology A to Z – Originally Published January 2015

January 11, 2015 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

Over the years, I’ve written many articles on technology terminology.  This is another one of them.  It originally started as a Mind Bender quiz, but soon evolved into a list of obsolete technology, terminology, companies, etc.  I hope you enjoy learning the alphabet from A to Z.

A is for Amiga computers, the last product line of Commodore International.  That was the company that brought us the VIC-20, the Commodore 64 and many other great computers.
B is for Beta Max tapes.  They have become obsolete along with the letter V.
C is for Circuit City.  After the bankruptcy, the brand name was purchased by Systemax and lived for a while on the internet.  Even that is no longer with us.
D is for dial up modems.  I imagine that someone somewhere is still using one.  Can you remember calling someone on the telephone and getting that unique sound?
E is for ENIAC, the first computer.  It was initially designed to calculate artillery firing tables for the United States Army.
F is for floppy disks.  They started big and got smaller.  Finally they disappeared.  CDs and DVDs probably won’t be around very long.
G is for Google Reader, which was an RSS aggregator operated by Google.  Although it was still popular, Google discontinued it.
H is for Honeywell computers.  Still in business today, Honeywell International ceased manufacturing computers in 1989.
I is for Infocom.  If you’ve read any of my past articles, you’ll know that I think they produced some of the best games ever.  My all time favorite was Suspended.
J is for the Jupiter Ace.  In 1983, it was advertised as possibly the fastest computer in the universe.  Instead of BASIC or CP/M, the machine’s default operating language was FORTH.
K is for Kinescope, at one time the cutting edge of video technology.
L is for Laserdisc, a video technology that never really made it to the big time.
M is for Mosaic, one of the first graphical web browsers.
N is for Netscape, once the dominant browser for surfing the internet.  The final version was released in February 2008.
O is for Olivetti, once a well known typewriter manufacturer that branched out into making computers.  They are still in business as a subsidiary of an Italian telecommunications company.
P is for Pager.  It used to be the machine that made the noise in movie theaters.  Supposedly, you were important if you carried one.
Q is for Quantum Link which later became America Online.  Q-Link was one of the first on line bulletin boards.
R is for Rolodex.  Does anyone still use these index cards to keep track of their contacts?
S is for Slide Projector.  The only time you hear about slides anymore is when someone wants to know how to digitize them.
T is for typewriters.  There is still a company that makes them, but you won’t see them in use very much.
U is for UNIVAC, the first general purpose computer for commercial use.  It was also the first computer to correctly predict the outcome of a presidential election.
V is for VHS tapes.  They have become obsolete along with the letter B.
W is for Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0 Windows NT, Windows 95, Windows Millennium, Windows 98, etc.
X is for the xD-Picture Card.  These flash memory cards were only used in Olympus and Fujifilm cameras.  They were expensive and replaced by SD cards.
Y is for Y2K which on January 1, 2000 was going to be the end of the world because computers wouldn’t be able to correctly calculate the date.
Z is for Z-DOS, a forked version of MS-DOS designed to run on the Zenith computer.  I was originally going to make Z for Zenith, but they are still around.  LG owns the brand and sells a few items.

That’s all of my thoughts for January. My mind is empty again. Thanks for reading.

My Thoughts on the Sony Data Hack

December 12, 2014 Posted by Tiny

If you read a newspaper, watch the television, surf the internet or probably even have a casual conversation on the street, you’ve probably heard someone’s opinion about the Sony data breach.  I’ve got my own impression.  Want to hear it?

HO HUM!  What’s new?  I’m not surprised.

In October of 2012, I wrote an article titled “Companies I Dislike a Lot“.  One of the companies I mentioned was Sony.  I haven’t changed my mind since then.  With the exception of watching Jeopardy and a few Sony movies, I haven’t put any of my money into their coffers.

This isn’t Sony’s first data problem.  In 2009, George Hotz (the first person to jailbreak the iPhone) announced that he was going to hack the PlayStation 3.  The following year he did so.  Sony retaliated by suing him.  They went so far as to obtain the IP addresses of everyone that visited Hotz’s website.

In response, the hacker group Anonymous sent this warning to Sony:

“Your corrupt business practices are indicative of a corporate philosophy that would deny consumers the right to use products they have paid for and rightfully own, in the manner of their choosing. Perhaps you should alert your customers to the fact that they are apparently only renting your products? In light of this assault on both rights and free expression, Anonymous, the notoriously handsome rulers of the internet, would like to inform you that you have only been ‘renting’ your web domains. Having trodden upon Anonymous’ rights, you must now be trodden on.”

About two weeks later, Anonymous launched an attack on the PlayStation Network.  They shut the network down for 23 days and obtained the personal details of about 77 million PlayStation customers.  Even with advanced warning, Sony didn’t protect their customers.  Doesn’t that seem like a company that doesn’t care?

In the next several months, there were many attacks on Sony servers.  In June of 2011, the hacker group LulzSec broke in to the Sony Pictures servers and obtained private information including passwords, email addresses, home addresses, dates of birth, etc. of over one million customers.  Why did they do it?  This was their statement.

Our goal here is not to come across as master hackers, hence what we’re about to reveal: SonyPictures.com was owned by a very simple SQL injection, one of the most primitive and common vulnerabilities, as we should all know by now. From a single injection, we accessed EVERYTHING. Why do you put such faith in a company that allows itself to become open to these simple attacks?

The hackers said that all of the extremely sensitive data was easy to find and stored in plain text.  Does this sound familiar?  Compare it with the recent hack.  I’ll repeat myself, “HO HUM!  What’s new?  I’m not surprised.”

Why does Sony keep getting hacked?  I think it is for two reasons.  Sony doesn’t care about their customers.  Starting with the DRM rootkit, they have made decisions that are both legally and morally wrong.  Many of these customers are also hackers.  They get upset and retaliate.

Secondly, Sony makes it easy for hackers to hack them.  They obviously have not learned any lessons from previous attacks.  They don’t seem to have done much to fix their security problems.

When I think about the latest Sony hack, my first thought is, “Great.  I still have not forgiven them for putting a root kit on my computers.”  I do feel sorry for all of the Sony employees whose data is readily available for downloading.  They did no wrong.  Too bad that corporate thinks as little of their workers as they do of their customers.

Christmas Gifts – Originally Published December 2014

December 7, 2014 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

It’s that time of year again. Santa Claus is coming to town. Every year, my daughter asks what I want for a gift. Every year, I tell her that I have everything I need. I’ve never been one to wait for a special holiday or a birthday. If I want something and the price is right, I buy it.  That said, I’m going to share with you my list of things that would be nice to have.  Of course, it’s all stuff that I don’t need, can’t afford or would probably only use one time.  You can feel free to give me anything on this list.

Solid state drives are all the rage this year.  They are speedy and use less power.  Is bigger better?  I don’t know but as I write this, a 4 TB OCZ drive is on sale for $665.27 off.  That brings the price down to a reasonable $7499.73.  Free shipping is included to make the deal even sweeter.

I guess if you wanted an off brand tablet, this 10 inch model has decent specifications.  I’m a little leery of buying something that doesn’t specify the operating system version.  Then again, it must be great.  It’s the KomandoTab.  For your money, you not only get the machine, but a years membership in Kim’s Club.  Best of all, it includes an autographed picture.  I’d like to see Apple top that deal.

Every time Woody demonstrates his quad-copter, I say to myself that I should get one.  Maybe Santa will bring me the Walkera Scout X4.  For your money, you get a drone that can convert from four blades to eight.  My favorite feature is that you can set the GPS to “follow me”.  I can see me slipping the control into someones pocket and watch them wonder why they are being followed by a drone.

Why settle for a lousy picture from your cell phone?  This Hasselblad H5D-60 Medium Format DSLR Camera will take digital pictures with 60 megapixel resolution.  I’m surprised that the $66,000 selling price doesn’t include a SD card.  At least the shipping is free.

It would sure be nice to replace all of my monitors with this 84 inch Planar UltraRes LED monitor.  Only problem is that I’m not sure my floor can support the 24,000 pound weight.  Oh yeah, the $30,000 price tag is a little bit of a drawback too.

This Bluetooth Toothbrush has more calculating power than the Apollo 12 guidance system.  If I get this, I’ll be looking for a Bluetooth toilet cleaning brush to complete my bathroom ensemble.

Wearable technology has been in the news all year.  You can buy eyeglasses, watches, heart monitors, jackets that recharge your electronics and many other new items.  Never again will I lose a remote controller if I get this remote headband for Christmas.

I’m not sure what Santa will bring me this year, but I don’t think that it will be any of this stuff.  That’s all of my thoughts for December.  My mind is empty again.  Thanks for reading.

Turkey Technology – Originally Published November 2014

November 10, 2014 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

It’s November again, the time of the year when we gather to feast on a large gallinaceous bird, Meleagris gallopavo, of North America, having a bare wattled head and neck and a brownish iridescent plumage.  This would probably be a good month to talk some turkey.  To be more specific, I’m going to talk turkey from the slang section of the dictionary.  Not a stupid, incompetent or unappealing person, but a thing that fails.  This month is about technological turkeys.

The Affordable Care Act brought us the Health Care Website, which was such a big initial failure that it was the target of joke on every late night show.  My personal observation is that this was just one of many medical websites that are lacking.  For example, the portal for my doctor’s medical group will only allow me to request prescription refills from certain pharmacies, many of which aren’t in Lake Charles.  This is just lousy website design.  They wonder why more patients don’t use it.  The website where I actually get my medications from is down more than it is operating.  I’ve found it’s easier to just make a telephone call.  Then there was the time I had to get three blood tests in one day because the medical community couldn’t share the results.  I’m just happy that the doctors and nurses seem to be programmed much better than their computers.

The Google Nexus Q was announced in June 2012 and officially dropped in October of the same year.  I think David Pogue described the Nexus Q perfectly when he said, “I can think of only one class of customer who should consider buying the black Nexus Q sphere: people whose living rooms are dominated by bowling-ball collections.”

Does anyone remember the Iomega Zip Drive?  The problem was that thousands of them didn’t work.  You could hear the drive head clicking as it destroyed the data on your disk.  Rather than acknowledge and fix the problem, Iomega chose to ignore it until there was a class action suit.

In July of 2011, the HP TouchPad was an eagerly awaited tablet that was going to rejuvenate HP’s WebOS operating system.   The machine was buggy, slow and had hardly any apps.  In less than three months, it was history.

Whatever happened to the virtual optical keyboard?  This was a holographic keyboard that could be projected on almost any surface.  It was supposed to be the end of clunky computer keyboards.  I’m not sure, but I think the plans were accidentally rolled up in one of those flexible keyboards and thrown out in the trash.

The only good thing about Windows Millennium was that it had a cool name.  As an operating system, it was a real dud.  When the PadBot debuted, it was going to revolutionize the world as we know it.  All you had to do was attach your iPad and the machine would be “you”.  You could send it almost anywhere and view, converse and interact with people.  This device was so popular that I don’t know anyone that has ever seen one.

The Zune MP3 player was going to be Microsoft’s iPod killer.  It had a few problems.  It was ugly, expensive and had inferior sound.  Not only did it not put a dent in iPod sales, it didn’t manage to gain market share over any of its rivals.

There are many other turkeys.  I could talk about things like the Segway, Sony Betamax, Windows Phone 7, Apple Lisa and the wearable computer to name a few.  I think I’ll wait to write about them after I get my microchip implanted.

It may not be an official technological turkey yet, but I think the Amazon Fire Phone will soon be one.  Originally priced at $199 with a two year contract, the Fire Phone was reduced to 99 cents less than two months after release.  Although it has some impressive specs, consumers don’t seem to want Amazon’s forked Android system on their phone.  Even on the Amazon website, the phone only gets 2.2 stars.  Many of the reviews that are five stars are because of the year of Amazon prime that is bundled with the machine.

That’s all of my thoughts for November.  My mind is empty again.  Thanks for reading.