Posts Tagged: ‘Reminiscing’

Computing Memories (2021-02)

July 20, 2022 Posted by Tiny

Thoughts From a Clicker
By Tiny Ruisch

Last week at one of my Zoom meetings, someone asked me if I had ever used IrfanView, an image viewer and editor.  I replied that it was one of my goto programs about ten years ago.  This chance remark got me to thinking about some of my computing experiences over the years.  Technology has sure changed a lot.  One of my first computer memories was when I was still in high school and UNIVAC was in the news.  No one really had any idea what the thing was good for.  The census used one to somehow make counting the population easier.  It was a different world back then and nobody really much cared about a machine that was bigger than the family car and needed a special air-conditioned room.

One thing that really interested me was the Texas Instruments pocket calculator.  My daddy was a feed salesman and the company that he worked for provided him with one of these expensive machines.  I remember him getting it out to show us how he could add 2 and 2 without making a mistake.

When I joined the Navy, I had my first experiences with using a computer.  I got to run the keypunch machine.  If I made a mistake, a ship could easily get 10,000 pounds of butter instead of 1,000.  Back then, the Navy paid us in cash.  In later years, our paychecks were actually an IBM computer punch card.  Now, most employers don’t even issue checks.  It’s all done electronically.

In the late 1970’s computers started to catch on.  IBM was the company that created the home market.  Their 8086/8088 weighed about 30 pounds and had a whole megabyte of random access memory.  It blazed along at a speedy 4.77 MHz.  Other companies that built computers soon started advertising themselves as IBM compatible.  If you worked for IBM, you were required to wear a tie.

This is also the era when many of us hobbyists started building our first computers.  Zenith Heath Kits were all the rage.  They didn’t work any better, but we were smarter because we built our own.

The operating system of choice in those days was PC-DOS.  There were many other ones, but the home market was mainly CP/M or one of the DOS systems from Apple, Atari or Commodore.  In the early 1980’s, a fellow you may have heard of bought an operating system called 86-DOS which was also known as Q-DOS (for Quick and Dirty DOS).  Bill Gates later renamed it to MS-DOS for the company that he founded.  I’m pretty sure that Microsoft is still in business today.

Home computing started to really take off in the 80’s when Radio Shack introduced the Trash 80 (oops. I meant TRS 80).  Apples home computer was the Lisa.  Texas Instruments had something called the TI-99.  I remember the first computer I bought.  It was a Commodore VIC20.  I loved that computer with its 5 KB of RAM and the data cassette storage, even though it often took 3-4 minutes to load a program.  Incidentally, the VIC20 was the first home computer that sold a million units.  In later years the Commodore 64 was even better.

The first really innovative computer program to be sold was the spreadsheet VisiCalc.  Like so many other successful things, clones like Lotus 1-2-3, SuperCalc and Microsoft Excel were soon on the market.  Did you know that Microsoft’s Excel was first introduced for the Apple Macintosh?  It was only later that it was ported to Windows.  Wordstar was the first commercially profitable word processor.

The real software revolution was the games.  I don’t think you could walk 50 feet without seeing somebody playing Space Invaders, PAC Man or one of the many variations of Pong.  I’ll confess that my favorite games were made by Infocom.  They specialized in “interactive fiction” games.  I still remember their advertising slogan, “We put our graphics where the sun don’t shine.”  Graphics adapters later put this type of adventure game out of business.  Their first game was Zork which debuted in 1980.

In the old days, the only decision to be made when you bought a monitor was whether to have green or amber output.  The only sound you could hear was the tinny beep for the operating speaker.  The only mouse in the computer room lived in the wall.  Printers were all dot matrix and printed about 30 characters a minute.

Of course, one of the biggest changes in computing has been the internet and use of e‑mail.  I’ve heard that e‑mail was invented by a Nigerian that had a lot of extra money to spend.  The browser choices were Mosaic or Netscape.  We’ve come a long way from logging in to the Bulletin Board.

I’m going to shut up for this month.  Please remember that I’ve just written about some of my computing memories, so the facts may not be 100 percent correct.  I’m just amazed at how far technology has advanced.

Thanks for reading and keep on clicking.

Useless Gadgets (2022-07)

July 10, 2022 Posted by Tiny

Thoughts From a Clicker
By Tiny Ruisch

Back in the last century, I had a nifty little electronic gadget on my key ring.  It did only one thing.  If you pushed the button, it would indicate if there was a wireless network in range.  Back then, most networks weren’t secure and it was easy to get online.  Electronic gadgets have come a long way since then.  Many people have their favorite gadget, everything from a remote control to a robot that vacuums the floor.  Even the military has gadgets they use to blow up things.  In my opinion, many of them are useless.  There are many new technologies others have that I just don’t care about.

By now I bet you’ve figured out that this article is going to be about some high-tech devices that I can live without.

The cell phone might be one of the most annoying gadgets ever.  I got my first cell phone in 2005 when I first moved to Louisiana.  My daughter added the wife and me to her family plan and gave us both a phone.  Even people that can’t live without a cell phone would have to admit that they are often annoying beyond human endurance.  The photos and movies they take can lead to all kinds of problems.  They can be awful scary.  When driving, you have to watch out for the cell phone packing motorist.  When carrying one, you have to worry about being tracked.  When using one, you have to worry about the controversial possibility that the thing is slowly cooking your brain.  There isn’t a whole lot of privacy any more.  Don’t you just love it when you’re at a meeting and someone’s cell phone rings?  After all of the ranting, I have to tell you that I’ve put myself in a position where I can’t live without the darn thing.  If an incoming call is not in my contacts list, it goes straight to my voice mail.  I don’t need to sign up for the National No Call Registry.  If I don’t know who is calling, I just don’t answer the thing.  A while back, I received an e-mail that closed, “Sent from my mobile phone.  Please excuse any typos.”  As Colonel Potter often said on MASH, “Horse hockey!”.  (Once he changed it to “Cow cookies”).  I’m sorry, but I am not buying in to the notion that I should forgive poor grammar, bad spelling, or indecipherable texting because the sender is using a gadget with a lousy keyboard.

You don’t see electronic pagers much anymore.  The last time I saw one, I was at a restaurant.  They paged you when it was your turn to give them some of your money.  Talk about making you feel important.  “Dr. Tiny, we have your table prepared with some surgical instruments.  Please come to the check in counter.  We’re finished testing your patience level.  Don’t forget to return our useless gadget.”

Speaking of useless gadgets, how effective can a battery powered robot that automatically vacuums the floor be?  Can that Roomba do a good job as small as it is?  Maybe if you got one of those robot doggies, you could use your Roomba as a robot doggie pooper scooper.

I’m still undecided whether or not I like dedicated e-readers.  My tablet has e-book software that works pretty good for me.  The advantages that I miss out on are being able to read in bright sunlight and a much longer battery life.  Since I am seldom out of the shade for very long and I’ve got plenty of electric outlets, I’m not too worried.  I don’t have a dedicated e-reader, but with my tablet I can not only read a book, but write one, listen to the radio and play a game or two.

If I could take a poll of all the club members, I wonder how many would have a useless gadget in the junk drawer next to a key chain camera or a clapper.  That’s it for this month.  I’ve got to finish searching the internet for a new gadget.  I’ve been looking for a Swiss Army Knife with USB and Bluetooth capabilities.  I want one that will tell me if I need to sharpen the tools.  I sure hope I can find one that is upgradeable.

Thanks for reading and keep on clicking.

Cruising Again (2022-01)

January 2, 2022 Posted by Tiny

Thoughts From a Clicker
By Tiny Ruisch

I’m writing this article on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.  I know the pandemic isn’t over, but the wife and I like to cruise and we’ve been getting a little antsy sitting around home.  We haven’t been gone out much for the last two years.  I feel fairly safe here.  Before boarding (a Carnival ship), all passengers were required to have proof of vaccination.  A negative Covid test two days prior to boarding had to be shown.  Masks are required on elevators and while waiting in lines.

Don’t worry. This article is about technology, not cruising.  I’ve been reflecting on how technology has changed since the wife twisted my arm and took me on our first cruise in 1991.  Way back then, a ship required one or more tugboats to push it to the dock so they could moor.  Modern cruise ships have an interesting technology.  Thruster pods in the bow and stern of the ship can rotate 180 degrees and maneuver the ship to the pier.  To me, it is amazing to watch a ship move sideways without a tugboat pushing it.  These pods also enable the ship to do a complete turn in the harbor before mooring or getting underway.

Cell phones were not all that common thirty years ago.  On the modern cruise ship, they are a necessity.  The dining room has hardly any menus.  If you want to see your meal choices, you need to check the app on your cell phone.  Speaking of eating, the first time we went to the dining room, we had to wait for a seat.  Turns out that patrons are expected to make a reservation.  The ship then notifies you when your table is ready.  You need your phone for many other things such as viewing the ship’s schedule, booking shore excursions, locating places on the ship and many others.

Besides the official photographers, I only saw two people with actual cameras on the ship.  I’m sure there were more, but almost everyone just used their cell phone camera.  Another thing that has changed over the years is how many people are using some type of e‑reader, I‑Pad or other tablet.  There were some passengers with an actual book that was made out of paper.  It seemed to be a real oddity.

Sadly, there is one technology that definitely has not changed or improved.  I’m an internet junkie and subscribe to the ship’s ISP package.  It is a satellite service and is often intolerably slow.  When I e‑mailed the Clicker Quizzler to Pat, it took about six minutes to send.  When I’m at home, I start to get frustrated if I have to wait for six seconds.  At least I’ve been able to slowly follow some of my favorite sites.  We’re cruising during Christmas week, so I’m not missing much.

I hope everyone had a be-yule-tiful Christmas.

Thanks for reading and keep on clicking.

The End

March 6, 2021 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

“Welcome to My Ramblings
     In this section you can find my thoughts on many things, mostly computers, consumer electronics and software reviews.
Most of the articles were originally published in the Southwest Louisiana PC Users Group monthly newsletter. The opinions are mine. If you find other writers on the internet that agree with me, they must be pretty smart. If they disagree, I’ll try not to lose any sleep over it.
     A Pain in the Whatchamacallit is a monthly rambling on various topics. Although I occasionally divert, I usually write about computers, the internet, consumer electronics or different ways that technology is used (or abused).
Lagniappe is a Southern Louisiana & Mississippi word that means an extra or unexpected gift or benefit. These Articles are reviews of software that is either open source or freeware. All of the programs have zero cost for home users.
From the Darkside articles are all about Android devices and software.”

The preceding was copied from my website information page.  This article will be the final Pain in the Whatchamacallit.  I sure wish I had used a different word in the title.  Whatchamacallit is a real “pain” to type.  At least, I probably won’t be typing it again.

After thirty‑seven years, the SWLAPCUG Club Newsletter has published its final edition.  I started writing these articles for the newsletter after I moved to Louisiana and joined the club.  Looking back, I’m a little amazed at how many there have been.  I’ve written 133 Whatchamacallits, 65 Lagniappes and 53 Darkside articles.

After each newsletter was published, I posted all of the articles on my personal web site.  I will continue to write the occasional review, rant, observation, etc.  I am also writing articles for another newsletter.  I’ll be posting them on my website in the future.

They say that all good things come to an end.  I hope that “A Pain in the Whatchamacallit” has been considered to be a good thing.

Goodbye and thanks for reading.

How Things Have Changed

October 11, 2020 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

I was looking back at the first two Whatchamacallit articles that I wrote back in February and April of 2009.  The subjects were: 1) Setting Up My New Computer; and 2) My Bi‑Weekly Maintenance Routine.

I haven’t purchased any new machines lately; however, I still do my upkeep routines.  I was mildly surprised to find out how much has changed in slightly over ten years.  At least it gave me an idea for an article this month. Most of the changes are in the software.

1) Pc Decrapifier was a program that removed manufacture installed bloatware from new computers.  It has been discontinued.
2) Zone Alarm was my firewall of choice.  I no longer use it.  The built in Windows firewall has been improved and is adequate for my needs.
3) Revo Uninstaller is a great program.  I am still using it and have often thought of purchasing a license.  I never have because the free version suits my needs.
4) Secunia Personal Software Inspector (PSI) was another great program that was discontinued after being purchased by another company.  It scanned you computer and recommended updates that needed to be installed.  I haven’t found an adequate replacement.
5) Avast Anti‑Virus was my program of choice for many years.  I didn’t like many of the business strategies they started using and no longer recommend the company.
6) Wise Registry Cleaner is still around.  I haven’t used any programs of this type for several years.
7) Malwarebytes is still around and doing an excellent job of scanning all of my machines.  Thankfully, my computing practices don’t give it much chance to remove anything.
8) CCleaner is a program that is still in production.  For years it was my goto software for removing unwanted junk from my all my machines.  The company was purchased by Avast.  It wasn’t long before things changed.  I no longer recommend this software.

About the only thing that hasn’t changed is the first program I install.  KeePass Password Manager is the one program I absolutely need on every one of my devices.

Thanks for reading.

Rooting An Old Tablet – Originally Published April 2020

April 18, 2020 Posted by Tiny

From the Dark Side
by Tiny Ruisch

One thing about Android products is that they are easily recyclable.  Years ago, whenever I’d buy a new Android phone or tablet, the first thing I would do is root it.  Rooting is the process of allowing users running the Android mobile operating system to attain privileged control (known as root access) over various Android subsystems.  Because Android uses the Linux kernel, rooting an Android device gives similar access to administrative (superuser) permissions.  In layman’s terms, rooting gives you complete access to the file system.  You are able to add, delete and modify any files on your device.

Rooting can be dangerous if you don’t know what you are doing.  If you change or delete the wrong file, you can “brick” your device and render it useless.  Rooting can also be dangerous if you know what you’re doing.  Sometimes, a moment of inattention and you’ve deleted the wrong file.

Years ago, the first thing I did to a new phone or tablet was root it.  I quit doing this when the devices came with hardly any bloatware.  I recently had to recall my old skills and do it again.

My wife exclusively uses a Samsung ten inch tablet for her online activities (which aren’t many).  She recently upgraded to the latest model and I gained control of her old one.  It is a Samsung Galaxy Tab E, about six years old, running Android 5.1 Lollipop.  My plans are to use it mostly for playing “The Room” games and watching videos.

There are several Nougat ROMs (Operating Systems) that I could download and install.  Instead I opted for installing TWRP (TeamWin Recovery Project).  This app allows you to install new operating systems, freeze files so they cannot be used by the OS or delete files.  One of the best features is that you can uninstall any application from your android device.

Although I could update to Android 6 or 7, I decided not to.  For my uses, Android 5 is more than adequate.  I may change my mind if I ever want to download an app that requires it.  Instead, I deleted all of the Samsung programs.  I also deleted many Google apps, such as Maps, Gmail, Cloud Print, etc.

This ended up being a good project while being stuck at home during the COVID-19 scare.  The result is that I now have a six year old tablet that boots fast and runs smoothly.  Additionally, I got the chance to hone some old skills that I haven’t used for a while.  Although it wasn’t as easy as “riding a bicycle”, it was fun finding out that I could still do it.

Thanks for reading.

Reviewed Programs I No Longer Use – Originally Published July 2019

July 7, 2019 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

In this months Lagniappe, I reviewed a NirSoft Utility that I’ve used for many years.  When I write my review columns, I usually check my indexes to see if I had previously written about the software.  This month, I noticed that there are many programs that I no longer use.  I thought I’d list a few of them and explain why I no longer use them. The links will open my original review.

CCleaner – is a program that I used for many years.  It was originally known as Crap Cleaner and was a very good utility.  Over the years, many new functions were added which I hardly ever used.  In 2017, it was sold to Avast.  It wasn’t too long before it was discovered that the program included a Trojan malware installer.  I haven’t used it since then.  I also don’t use Avast Antivirus anymore.
Kaspersky TDSS Killer – is another one purpose utility that I used to run weekly.  It simply scans your computer for root kits.  When I bought new computers, I didn’t reinstall it.
TunnelBear VPN – is an still an excellent VPN (I think).  I quite using it when it was purchased by McAfee, a company that I don’t much care for.
Spyware Blaster – is another utility that didn’t make it onto my Windows 10 machines.  It searches for and removes spyware, adware, browser hijackers, etc.  Now that I’m researching this article, I’ll probably install it again.
WPS Office – formerly known as Kingsoft Office is an office suite of programs.  I use to solely use this program because it synced easier with my Android devices.  I haven’t used it for about two years.

These are just a few of the programs that I no longer use.  There are many others that I discontinued because I either had no use for them or they were no longer being updated.  Back in 2014, I even wrote an article about some old friends that I miss.

It’s not that I’m fussy and need the latest and greatest.  My default image viewer is VuePrint which was last updated in 2008.  It is still a great program for viewing, printing and converting graphics files.  I still do a lot of my web page editing with Kompozer, another program which will probably never be updated.

Thanks for reading.

Watching Television – Originally Published November 2017

November 5, 2017 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

Creating my presentation for the club meeting this month gave me a chance to reflect on how my television viewing habits have changed in the last fifty or sixty years.  I remember when I was young and my father bought our first TV.  Although I don’t recall the make or model, I remember how big the box was for such a small viewing screen.  There were never arguments at our house on what to watch.  This wasn’t because of the lack of channels.  My father made the decision and the rest of us watched.

After I grew up and joined the Navy, there wasn’t much TV for me.  This was because of a lack of channels.  There wasn’t any of them in the middle of the ocean.  This was long before satellites.  We relied on friends and families mailing us VCR tapes of popular shows.  That is how I first watched Star Trek, Gilligan’s Island, McHale’s Navy and many others.

Fast forward to the 1990’s when I briefly owned a satellite receiver.  The main thing I remember about the dish network is how the darn thing would be mostly static whenever we got a heavy downpour of rain or snow.  At the time, I was living in a really small town (population about 1500). The choices were dish or an over the air antenna.  This was also the era when I first put in a second phone line for the internet, but that’s a story for another article.

In 2000, four small towns in the area banded together and created The Community Agency (TCA). The TCA was (and still is) a locally owned municipality utility that provided high‑speed telecommunications service.  These included high speed internet, cable television and telephone service.  This was my first experience with broad band and that is all I’ve used for internet access since.

Today, I’m still using cable services.  My television in the living room gets all of the premium services: HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz and the sports channels.  People that know me can tell you what a great pricing deal I have.  The funny part is that neither the wife or myself seldom watch any of these stations.

In my computer room, where I spend a lot of my time, I’ve installed two over the air antennas which I use to watch and record televison on Next PVR.  I get plenty of channels that I like and usually have a show running on one of the four monitors I have installed.  Sometimes I find myself watching so much television that I don’t get any reading done.  It can be a hard job keeping up with the vast wasteland.

If you’re wondering why I have bored you with this brief history of my television viewing experiences, it is because I’m hoping to entice you to come to this months club meeting.  I am going to demonstrate my latest TV viewing method.  I recently purchased a Roku Ultra.  I will also be showing some interesting web sites for obtaining free television and movies.  Come to the meeting.  I think you will enjoy learning about this technology.

Thanks for reading.

Android App Memories – Originally Published August 2017

August 8, 2017 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

I recently read an article on Android Police – My Talking Tom squeaks and tickles its way to over 500 Million downloads on the Play Store.  The app My Talking Tom brought back some great memories.  It was one of the first apps I installed on my tablet many years ago.  I never played with the virtual pet, but I sure remember a much younger grandson manipulating it for hours on end.

That got me to thinking about other apps that I’ve installed over the years.  There are many like Nova Launcher that I’ve installed on every Android device I’ve ever had.  As I look through the list on my Play Store account, I see there are many others that I don’t use anymore.  Some of them evoke special memories just like that cat did.  Here are a few good (and some not so good) apps that I don’t use anymore.

The Dolphin Browser is a highly rated web browser that I used as default for many years.  I’ve not installed it in several years.

Clipper Plus is a clipboard manager for Android that automatically saves everything you copy.  It is another excellent program that I quit using.  I no longer do much writing on any of my mobile devices.  Type Machine is a similar app that I’ve outgrown.

When App Volume Control Pro was first released, I downloaded it almost immediately.  It supposedly changes the volume control on your Android device depending on what application is currently running.  I could never get it to work for me.

Pedometer is a highly rated step counting program.   I used it for about a week but found that it wasn’t very accurate.  I’ll keep wearing my OMRON pedometer on my belt.

SD Maid – System Cleaning Tool, Battery Widget, Avast Mobile Security & Antivirus, BatON and many other similar security apps no longer find their way to my mobile world.  I’ve found that the services they provide are usually not worth the resources that they use.

Sometimes a trip down memory lane can be a fun digression from the modern world.

Thanks for reading.

Missing the Circus and Other Things – Originally Published July 2017

July 5, 2017 Posted by Tiny

A Pain in the Whatchamacallit
By Tiny Ruisch

Everyone knows how much I like technology.  One of the few things I don’t like about new technologies is how it has made many of the other things I like obsolete.  Does anyone still fly a kite?  Every now and then I see kites for sale in one of the local stores.  I can’t remember the last time I actually saw one flying in the air.  Like many other things, technology has largely replaced them with drones or virtual reality simulations. The days of going to the park and watching the kids showing off their kites are history.  These days, they’re playing with their tablets.

I recently lost another of my favorite activities to technology.  Never again will I be able to take my Grandson to a circus.  People are spending their money on other forms of entertainment.  Of course, the entertainment mostly relies on technologies such as fast internet to deliver movies, virtual reality, CGI movies, etc.

When I was younger, it was a treat to ride a train to the city for a day of shopping with my parents.  Although, you can still ride the train in some areas, modern technologies have made it more difficult.  In this modern age, we go everywhere in our high tech automobiles and airplanes.  Passenger train routes are limited in locations and times.  Never again will we routinely see a steam locomotive on the tracks.

My son in law and youngest grandson are X-Box fans.  In their house they have three of them.  I get a laugh when they play a game together.  Each of them is in a different room and they communicate either over headphones or by yelling across the house.  It makes me nostalgic for the old Atari console.  You hooked up your controllers and competed with a player in the same room.  I can’t remember the last time I played a game of cribbage, chess, monopoly, etc. that wasn’t on a computer screen.

I’m writing this column while sitting in a rocking chair on my back porch.  Porches are another thing that technology has largely made obsolete.  When we do sit on the porch, we seldom just sit.  Instead we are looking at our mobile devices.  I remember the days when the back porch was a place to sit, talk and just watch the world go by.

Have you heard that vinyl records are making a comeback among people that take their music seriously?  Today’s younger generation has no idea what a record, cassette tape, reel to reel, 45 RPM, etc is.  Almost all music is listened to online of downloaded as an audio file.  Technology strikes again.

Of course, technology has also replaced a lot of thing that I won’t miss.  I like having a large library on my mobile device.  Automatic transmissions make driving easier.  A computer in your pocket makes lots of things easier.  There is so much good that it almost sounds like a future column.

Thanks for reading.